-Overview-
A small group of easily excitable over actors fight for survival in a world that has been taken over by Vampires.
Clearly, the person who wrote this steaming pile of drivel thinks he’s one of the world’s best writers. This film is almost nothing but dialogue. Inane, pointless, pretentious dialogue. One long drawn out boring scene after another. Kevin Smith this ain’t. What the filmmakers seemed to think was profound and intriguing storytelling proves to be just a bunch of groan inducing pieces of ineptitude strung together. The acting is atrocious to the point of hilarity, and the effects are pathetic. Little gore to speak of (none of it decent) and some T&A that isn’t worth mentioning, really. Honestly one of the worst films I have had the misfortune of watching (I even liked Alien Dead better). Avoid, avoid, avoid.
(Rating scale is out of 10, with 1 being the worst and 10 the best)