(the following text refers to the VHS edition)

Junior

(2003)

(Alliance Atlantis)

A pair of ugly lesbians borrow a piece of crap car and get stranded in the middle of nowhere where a strange couple run a gas station where they live with their freakish deformed son. Unoriginality and boredom ensue.

Horrible, horrible film. I can’t stress that enough. The plot is laughable (but not to the point of entertainment), the acting is pathetic, the “gore” effects are sad, and the film drags on with really no point to it whatsoever. No T&A, even though there a small amount of potential there. I really can’t think of one redeeming factor of the film, hence the record low score (even below the scale). Not bad enough to be good, not good enough to even recommend a rental. I would rather perform a root canal on myself than be subject to this steaming pile again. I do however love the box artwork, even though the monster pictured bears absolutely no resemblance to anything in the film whatsoever. The fools who created this tripe should be ashamed. Don’t avoid, burn every copy you can find. Utter shite.

Overall Score: 0

(Rating scale is out of 10, with 1 being the worst and 10 the best)