Jan 2nd 2009 --- Only fags sit down to pee, right?
Really? Here's the thing...when I'm out I always stand, for reasons that should be obvious. But when I'm at home, I sit. That's my fucking toilet, I paid for it, I'm damn well going to sit on it every chance I get. What can I say, I like sitting. It's cleaner for one thing but it's also more relaxing. I get my morning mail and I have a good sit, and read, the sun shining through the blinds, the sound of tunes playing on the kitchen stereo can be heard, ahhh-- heaven. If I don't shit and only pee so what? If some insecure wimps or uptight bitches think it's gay then so be it, I can live with their opinion. At least the woman who enters the bathroom after me knows she'll always find a warm seat, not a wet one.
Cheers. ~ Cyberdog.


Jan 1st 2009
Two thousand and nine. Just say it... two THOUSAND and NINE. Seems like only yesterday it was 2008, and only a few weeks before that it was 1980 and 2009 was some far-off inconceivable year that most of us would never see. Now look at us... we still watch TV, still drive cars, still with the polution, we still don't have hot robotic wives, and we STILL have things like crime...and weather.

Well, I'm sure we'll never make it to 2030. Right? No way, it's...inconceivable.

Great times in 2009 to all. Even you.
~ Cyberdog.


June 1st '08
Welcome back to the site, I hope you like the fresh look I've given it. For one of the oldest blogs on the internet it sure looked it, and badly needed a redsign. It was so bad in fact that people were woofing their cookies and emailing me pictures of it to let me know what they thought of the old design. I'm happy I could finally get the time and find the motivation to get this done. So please... no more puke pictures. Thanks.
~ Cyberdog.

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