By applying for the C.S.Strowbridge Ego Appreciation Award, of course.
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C.S.Strowbridge Ego Appreciation Awards FAQ: Q: Wow! That's a big award! A: It's a big ego. Q: Does the C.S.Strowbridge Ego Appreciation Award come in different levels? A: Yes, it comes in Bronze, Silver and Gold.
Q: How do I know if my website qualifies for the C.S.Strowbridge Ego Appreciation Award? A: Each level has it's own strict standards that your website must meet:
Q: Mentioning C.S.Strowbridge in a 'complimentary manner' is only a requirement for the Silver level of the C.S.Strowbridge Ego Appreciation Award. Does that mean I can call C.S.Strowbridge a crack smoking donkey fucker and still qualify for the Bronze Level? A: Yes, the Ego of C.S.Strowbridge is so overpowering that is doesn't care how he's mentioned, as long as he is mentioned. Q: Isn't that a little bizarre? A: Hey, the Ego wants what the Ego wants. Q: Since the C.S.Strowbridge Ego Appreciation Award has the name C.S.Strowbridge on it, does that mean by merely putting the award on your website you qualify for the Bronze level? A: Yes, of course. Q: What if I use the C.S.Strowbridge Ego Appreciation Award image for my background? A: I like your style. You qualify for the Silver Level. Q: There's no mention of being complimentary to C.S.Strowbridge as a requirement for the Gold level C.S.Strowbridge Ego Appreciation Award. Does that mean I can make a whole section of my web site dedicated to calling C.S.Strowbridge a crack smoking donkey fucker and still qualify for the Gold level? A: Sure, why not? Q: I'm still confused if I qualify for the C.S.Strowbridge Ego Appreciation Award. And if I do qualify, what level of the C.S.Strowbridge Ego Appreciation Award should I put on my site. A: Wow, you sure are stupid, aren't you? Q: Yes I am. But that doesn't change the fact that I need examples of sites that qualify for the C.S.Strowbridge Ego Appreciation Award to help me figure out if mine qualifies and at what level. A: No problem, here's a few examples.
Q: Wait a minute. The site you used as an example of a Silver level C.S.Strowbridge Ego Appreciation Award recipiant doesn't have the award on his page. Why is that. A: Since C.S.Strowbridge is politically active on ASVS, the Editor of ASVS Headline News thought that placing the C.S.Strowbridge Ego Appreciation Award would comprimise his appearance of presenting fair and balanced reporting of the daily happenings in ASVS. I say appearance because hs jealousy of C.S.Strowbridge has tainted his worldview beyond recognition. Q: Now that I know I qualify, how do I place a C.S.Strowbridge Ego Appreciation Award on my website? A: You can either save the appropriate C.S.Strowbridge Ego Appreciation Award image and place it on your website. Or, for the full effect, copy and paste the follow code: Bronze: <CENTER> <A HREF="http://members.shaw.ca/csstrowbridge/Ego/EgoAward.html"> <IMG SRC="http://members.shaw.ca/csstrowbridge/Ego/Ego-Award_Bronze.jpg" BORDER=0 HEIGHT=352 WIDTH=266 TITLE="Do you qualify for the C.S.Strowbridge Ego Appreciation Award? Click and find out!"> </A> </CENTER> Silver: <CENTER> <A HREF="http://members.shaw.ca/csstrowbridge/Ego/EgoAward.html"> <IMG SRC="http://members.shaw.ca/csstrowbridge/Ego/Ego-Award_Silver.jpg" BORDER=0 HEIGHT=352 WIDTH=266 TITLE="Do you qualify for the C.S.Strowbridge Ego Appreciation Award? Click and find out!"> </A> </CENTER> Gold: <CENTER> <A HREF="http://members.shaw.ca/csstrowbridge/Ego/EgoAward.html"> <IMG SRC="http://members.shaw.ca/csstrowbridge/Ego/Ego-Award_Gold.jpg" BORDER=0 HEIGHT=352 WIDTH=266 TITLE="Do you qualify for the C.S.Strowbridge Ego Appreciation Award? Click and find out!"> </A> </CENTER> Q: Just how many times does the name C.S.Strowbridge appear in this webpage? A: If you count the all variations of C.S.Strowbridge in the text, Meta tags and URLs then there were 28 C.S.Strowbridges on the webpage when it first launched. But now the site has 84 occurances of the name C.S.Strowbridge. Q: Is that enough C.S.Strowbridge for just one webpage? A: No. Q: What about on the internet as a whole. How many hits do you get if you Google C.S.Strowbridge? A: Last time I checked, which is every day, your get 3370 hits. Q: Wow, that's a lot of sites with C.S.Strowbridge in them. A: Think that's impressive, try searching for C.S.Strowbridge on Google Groups and you get a lot more.. Q: How much more? A: Quite Frankly, we don't know. At first the seach comes up with 18.9k results for C.S.Strowbridge, but as you sort through the actualy posts that number increases to 21.3k before there's an error. However, we know this number to be low since C.S.Strowbridge has posted nearly that many time in ASVS alone. Q: What can we do? A: Sadly, not much but accept the new, recalibrated numbers and use them as a gauge for change, not as a set value. However, we must never forget the last true value for the C.S.Strowbridge Ego Net Index of 66.4k. Q: Was there any changes in the number of C.S.Strowbridges on the Web and Usenet since this site was last updated? A: You bet, we saw an increase in both the C.S.Strowbridge Ego Web Index and the C.S.Strowbridge Ego Net Index.
Q: What's the greatest increase in the The C.S.Strowbridge Ego Web Index in one month. A: What's the greatest increase in the The C.S.Strowbridge Ego Web Index in one month, that we know about, is 1730. Q: The C.S.Strowbridge Ego Web Index shot up by 1730 in one week! Holy fuck! A: Holy fuck indeed. Q: Why are there such a long gap between updates sometimes? A: Hey, I have a life you know. Q: No you don't. A: ... Fuck off! Q: I hear a rumor that there was no change in the number of C.S.Strowbridges Ego Usenet Index last December. Can this be true? A: Sadly, yes. Q: Why was that? A: I blame Christmas, too many people where spending time with their families and not enough time spreading the word of C.S.Strowbridge. Q: There's a huge amount of C.S.Strowbridge on Usenet. Can you tell me some famous people that C.S.Strowbridge out-googles? A: Why certainly ... C.S.Strowbridge has 21.3k compared to Jennifer Garner's 12.8k. Q: Golly. That's a lot of C.S.Strowbridge. But is it enough C.S.Strowbridge? A: Not even close. |
