Things you'll never hear in Saskatchewan...
- Nope, I don't think there's a Reserve around here.
- I heard the bonspiel was going to be alcohol free
- Did you hear Nicole Kidman was spotted in Prince Albert?
- Duct tape isn't going to fix that.
- Come to think of it cancel that beer, I'll have a wine spritzer.
- We don't keep firearms in this house
- Is the seafood fresh?
- Sorry can't help you, I don't know where you could find a VLT.
- I think John Deere Green looks tacky
- No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe
- I think it's fair that Teresa lost the CDN Idol competition, that little Albertan hobbit was just way more talented.
- Honey, did you mail that donation to P.E.T.A.?
- So that's a tractor.
- Perogies? What is that?
- Why would we need beer? I thought we were just going fishing, (hunting, golfing, for a drive, curling, across the street)
- Honey, we don't need another dog
- Who's Tommy Douglas?
- So a Co-op's a store? Is there one in this town?
- Too many deer heads detract from the decor
- Could you give me a hand to draw this map. The top and bottom are just straight lines, what bout the sides?
- I just couldn't find a thing at Canadian Tire today.
- Over here is our line of tofu meat products.
- Aw Tim Horton's again, there's a Starbucks down the street
- Why would you need a big truck like that?
- So that's a Buffalo, what's a Bison?
- Did you remember to change your clock?
- I was thinking of adding a spoiler to my lowered Honda.
- Are you going to make it to Saskatoon for the gay parade?
- I don't think the Roughriders have a chance this year.
- I've got two cases of Corona for the Grey Cup
- Could I please be served in French
- I just don't feel like Bingo tonight
- Shame about Moose Jaw getting hit by that hurricane. (mudslide,earthquake, volcano, avalanche etc.)
- So, what phone company are you with?
- Hey, here's an episode of "Corner Gas" that we haven't seen
- I don't have a favorite farm equipment brand.
- It's just over that hill. (or just around the bend in the hiway)
- I'm just going to skip white tail season this year, I can't find any one to tape The View.
- I'm rooting for the Eskimos to take it.
- Nope, no more for me, I'm snowmobiling home
- Say, Hon, It's getting chilly out, throw a sweater on the poodle would you?
- I don't think drinking grain alcohol would be a good idea.
- Oh I just couldn't; Hell, she's only sixteen.
- I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
- Duct tape won't fix that.
- Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.
- I'll have a grapefruit instead of that doughnut.
- You can't feed that to the dog.
- Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
- Spittin' is such a nasty habit.
- I just couldn't find a thing at Walmart today.
- Trim the fat off that steak.
- Cappuccino tastes better than expresso.
- Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
- Wrestling's fake.
- The tires on that truck are too big.
- What nice body this Merlot has - cheeky, yet subtle.
- Nope, no more for me. I'm driving tonight.
