Unbelievable garbage!
If you like a movie with lots of continuity problems, plot holes, and cheesy one liners, you're in for a real treat here. This movie
has got to be one of the worst movies ever made. If you're a fan of the first 2 movies, don't bother ruining it and seeing this clap
trap. It's no big surprise Rachel Weisz turned down the role for this shitfest. If you have a friend or loved one who's considering suicide because they're depressed about something, be sure not to give
them this movie to watch because next thing you know their brains will be painting their walls with a little help from buckshot.
I've heard from sources they've been dropping the DVD's in Iraq to unsuspecting Taliban forces so they will commit suicide or kill each other.
Yet, somehow this movie made $393 million. More proof
that people are mindless idiots.
Hell, I'm thinking about making a movie where I drink an ungodly amount of alcohol for an hour and a half, then take a liquid
shit in a burlap sac and toss it in parked cars on a very, very humid day. I'm thinking that should score me about $150 million within
the first week, and you know in Japan it would probably put me over $500 million.
I actually thought this movie was a comedy, but turns out it wasn't. In one part, Brendan Fraser, (Rick' O'Connell) his wife (Maria Bello), son (Luke Ford), John Hannah (Jonathan Carnahan) and
Isabella Leong who plays Lin are fighting Jet Li and his henchmen at some boring temple place in the Himalaya's. This battle is fierce!
Bullets flying back and forth, nobody hitting nobody, Jet Li not getting any camera time and doing a lot of nothing I'm assuming. Then,
Brendan Fraser's group is running out of ammo, and things are looking bleak. Jet Li, who is completely unstoppable in this movie is getting
to the top of this statue thingy (the names of these things escape me) and NOTHING can save them now. Just when you're thinking, things
can't get much dumber than this...
HIT WITH STUPID!
Lin NOW decides it's time to call for 3 abominable snowmen. You wouldn't want to do that at the beginning of the fight to get rid of the
bad guys quickly. Nah. So, of course the 3 snowmen clear house within about 1 minute. Then it's time for them to kick the monkey
shit out of Jet Li. This should be awesome.
WRONG DUMMY!
Jet Li screams at them and they run away. I wish I was making this shit up. Nevermind the fact that Jet Li can shoot huge, powerful
fireballs from his hands, and is pretty much a God. Nope, he screams at them.
How about when it took Brendan Fraser's groupies a day and a half from their airplane to this place in the Himalayas? Then after Jet Li
turns into a 3 headed dragon and flies off, Brendran Fraser is sure as shit that they can beat Jet Li back to Egypt or wherever the
fuck they're going. Next scene they're in the plane FLYING PAST Jet Li casually like it's a Sunday drive.
I could go on and on about the bullshit in this movie, but I'm just getting angry talking about it. All the reviews I've read after I watched
the movie were negative and pretty much said the same thing I've said here. Best part of the movie? When I spilt Pepsi all over myself and was distracted from watching it for about 2 minutes.
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