I've smoked more Russians than Chernobyl.
The one named Simo Häyhä is a long lived name in Russian history, (in a bad way) especially between the years of 1939-1940. If you've always looked
at Finnish people with no respect in the world, (which everyone does) let me introduce you to the one they called "White Death". No, I'm not talking
about George W Bush, I'm talking about Simo Häyhä. He was the closest
thing to the Boogeyman the Soviets knew of. This badass fucked up a record 705 Russian scumbags who were going to attack his country. In fact,
the Soviets were so sick of his bullshit, they sent out a group of snipers to take him out. Guess what happened? He FUCKED up every single
one of them! What were the Soviets to do?? Well, finally, as a last resort, they sent in an airstrike where they thought he was to tear his
ass up all over the forest. Well...guess what? Nope..they couldn't find him. He lived, and continued to fuck up more and more Soviet scumbags.
All this happened in a period of 100 days. That's right, just over 3 months. Nobody in history has ever been credited with more confirmed kills than Simo Häyhä.
Now, if this isn't a guy you want to be friends with and/or party with, I'm not sure who is. Who wants to piss off this guy??
Oh yeah, he was also a staggering 5'3".
You're probably thinking with all of his military training, he was a trained killer. However, Simo's military training consisted of 1 year
of mandatory service. No special sniper training, or anything. He was just a quiet farmer that lived in the boondocks when the Soviets
came looking for trouble. Simo Häyhä was one of the true heroes of Finland and one of the greatest sniper/warriors of all time. His deeds on the field of battle are even to this day hard to imagine.
What ended up happening to him?
Well, on March 6, 1940, Häyhä was shot in the jaw during close combat. The bullet tumbled upon impact and left his head.
He was picked up by fellow soldiers who said "half his head was missing". He regained consciousness on March 13, the day peace was declared.
Thank fucking Christ for the Soviets.
Simo Häyhä went on to live a long, healthy life afterwards when he died April 1st, 2002.
I'm sure that day is a special holiday in Russia ever since his death.
One last thing to think of was that Finland was a nation of approx. 3 million people, with the Russians of a population of approx. 171 million.
Because of Simo, he gripped a Russian nation of fear because of his unmatch sniper skills.
