Infomercials!
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Do you sit up late at night watching stupid infomericals? Do you feel like killing yourself if you hear about
another way to get the stink out of your girlfriends underwear without making maggots puke, or setting off the fire
alarm from 2 city blocks away from the stench? Ever wonder if this shit is for
real or are they just fucking with you? Well, if they're on TV, they can't possibly be giving you a reach around
with no climax, right? WRONG! In fact, most of the shit they're trying to sell you on you in these ads are complete
garbage they usually can't get rid of in the pawn shops. Proof? Check out
Infomericalratings.com and search around for something you've seen on the television at 3am. Especially the ones about
the
Video Professor and
SMC are worth a read.
There are some funny reviews though and certainly worth a read. If not for the eye opening factor, at least for the humour factor.
Example? Well, take the product,
Listen Up.
It states on infomericalratings.com, Listen Up is a personal sound amplifier. The infomercial says Listen Up turns ordinary
hearing into extraordinary hearing. Another claim made is that you can listen to a conversation from across the street.
Listen Up allows users to discreetly listen in on conversations. Sounds pretty fucking cool, don't it? Didn't think so.
Well, here are some of the reviews:
Bob of New York, USA writes:
I bought this product because I saw it advertised on TV and thought that it would be great to hear people coming when I am in my room masturbating... I was wrong. At first when I got the "Listen Up" it seemed like a great product, I could hear every little sound around me. But the other day I was jerking off in my room expecting to hear the door open if someone came in, when by the time I heard anything it was already too late, I was startled to find my 5 year old daughter staring at me and a young Latina girl on the computer... don't trust this product.
Matt of Illinois, USA writes:
I purchased this product, and I think it is a total rip-off. It was a waste of time and money, the person acted like it was the best thing in the world. I tried to listen in on my neighbors having sex one night and actually ended up hearing my own heater vent. Complete waste. I say if I REALLY wanted to be nosy, I would go out and ACTUALLY buy a bionic ear. Overall, I would rate this product at a NEGATIVE 5.
As I mentioned, some of the reviews actually are funny. Give it a read, it might be the best thing you do today. Aside from
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