Annoying Commercials
Commercials drive me nuts! Period. Here are a few I especially hate.
Jimmy Fallon Pepsi Commercial.
Disaronno
Then, to top the commercial off, the girl teases Bartender Bundy with an ice cube, then everyone in the
general area laugh at him (as usual). Fast forward 2 hours later, and this women's lifeless body is found outside behind a dumpster with
her shirt over her face, and naked from the waste down sodomized, strangled and soon dismembered. The end of the commercial, the narrator says,
"Disaronno, pass the pleasure around." I'm sure ol' bartender here did alright, in several garbage bags of human body parts
throughout the city.
ShamWow
BudLight
Seems to be that Jimmy Fallon (douchebag), and his hippy cohort can't control themselves when they drink Pepsi.
However, If you're diabetic and want to act like this involuntarily, drink Pepsi. You can dance with other crazy
women on the street, and drag your ass along the pavement like a dog. (0:22)
Then to top it off, jump on a cab, dance with a woman, then throw a bitch in the air to get rid of her, and keep dancing. Who cares, right?
Not Jimmy Fallon. However, he may have discovered a way to get rid of hippy women.
(0:06)
Girl: "Disaronno on the rocks."
Creepy Guy: "Disaronno on the rocks...coming up" (with a creepy smile)
--TRANSLATION--
Girl: "Disaronno on the rocks."
Creepy Guy: "Rohypnol on the rocks...coming up" (creepy smile of course)
Who does this creepy son of a bitch bartender remind me of?
Hi there! - Ted Bundy
ShamWow guy looks clinically insane. He can probably kill people and get away with it under that defense. Since he had a stroke in 2001 it
gives him that extra I'm-going-to-park-my-knife-in-your-neck kind of look. Throughout the commercial he looks like he's jonesing for some
coke. Also, what's up with the headset this bug-eyed dickhead is wearing? He expecting a call? This guy is high up on my creepy-as-fuck
scale.
This commercial isn't annoying as it is true. I just threw this one here for laughs. I'm not to sure why there's awkwardness at the end.
She shut up afterwards, didn't she? As if she hasn't heard THAT before from co-workers, her parrot, uncle, neighbours. You get the point.
Although, if the bird wasn't there, then he could let her talk all she wanted, but it's kind of hard to pronounce words properly with his
dick in her mouth.
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