Guy "Punisher" Packer

If you watch boxing, you see a lot of good fighters, knockouts, punches, cuts, women. However, some of the boxers you watch make you wonder how the fuck they got into boxing. Take Guy "Punisher" Packer for example (he's in the black and white trucks in pic above). He's got the look for a drunk when you first lay eyes on him. How you may ask? Well, first off, he looks like he's 45 years old (unless he does a lot of coke), then you have the mohawk with it dyed blonde while the sides are their natural color. You know this kind of shithead from house parties, where he comes walking into the house giving the invisible guns to the ladies, and prancing around like some fucking jack off, while asking for a Rye and Coke with ice and hold the Coke and ice. Or one of your co-workers that sleeps in one of the nearby dumpsters and shows up to work drunk and high, unshaven, hair all fucked up, and french fries stuck to the side of his face then gets a promotion...oh wait, that's just where I work. My bad. Yes, that is the guy called, Guy "Punisher" Packer. If that isn't enough, he looks like he's been drinking before he even hits the ring. All the while he's in the ring, he thinks he's dodging punches, when in fact he's landing his face straight into his opponents gloves. Usually by the forth round, he has forgotten where he is and mainly too sober to continue and waves off the fight letting his opponent take the victory hence the reason for his staggering 2 wins and 15 losses. If it wasn't for his worded tattoos on his pecs, he'd probably been fired 10 losses ago, but according to the "Punisher" himself, "I'm not too concerned with winning, my tats drives the ladies wild! WOOOOO!! YEAH!!!! (making pussy eating signs).
Go get 'em Champ.

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