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July 23/11 by Resen
AMY WINEHOUSE FOUND DEAD

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July 13/11 by Chris

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Meet Niko Alm, a man in Austria has won the right to wear a pasta strainer on his head in his driving license picture after
3 fucking years of fighting for it!
Alm, who is atheist, said the sieve was a requirement of his religion, pastafarianism and belongs to the Church of the Flying
Spaghetti Monster, which is the deity of the parody religion founded in 2005.
This argument came about because of Austrian recognition of confessional headgear, and Niko saw his pasta strainer as part of his religion.
Niko was first asked asked to submit to a medical interview to check on his mental fitness to drive, which he passed, and subsequently after
fighting tooth and fucking nail, finally got his wish.
Mr. Alm's next step? Well, he wants to go ahead and pursue authorities to have pastafarianism
to become an officially recognised faith.
Good fucking luck.
Check out this bad boy monster god.


July 10/11 by Chris

I'm sure you know who Kat Dennings is. She's an actress
with a HUGE RACK and people are dying to get a look at them. Back last year
her cell phone was "hacked" and nude pictures were sent around online of her nude.
WELP! We have them here for your enjoyment!

Lawyers are running rampant around the internet attempting to take these down, so get a good look and
save these images for yourself and for your masturbation pleasure.
July 7/11 by Chris
I used to really get irritated that no one ever posted “happy birthday” on my wall on Facebook.
So, I began a new system: Every year, everyone who was on my friends list but didn’t wish me a happy birthday got added to my “naughty list”.
Each Christmas Eve, I would dress up in a Santa suit and go to the house of a random person on my naughty list. I would silently break in, sneak up on their sleeping forms, and beat them to death with a sack full of coal. I would then prop their lifeless bodies on the antlers of eight tiny reindeer on their front lawn to serve as a lesson for others.
I’ve been carrying on this tradition for the past 3 years, and just the other day I noticed I had my Facebook settings set to disallow friends from posting anything on my wall.
Oops..



You've probably heard the verdict in the Casey Anthony trial by now, since it's on every fucking news channel in Canada and the United
States (Maybe elsewhere, but who cares?). Casey Anthony (pictured above) was on trial for murdering her 2 year old daughter
Caylee Anthony in 2008. Caylee's body was found about 6 months later, badly decomposed in a swamp with duct tape on her mouth and nose.
After 33 days of trial, the jurors only took 11 hours to come back with a verdict. That's right, 11 hours to sift through hundreds
of pieces of evidence during the 33 days of this trial. Verdict? Well, you probably know. NOT GUILTY!
A lot of people are calling this the biggest scam verdict since OJ was acquitted of murdering 2 people. Casey is probably going
to have book deals, interviews, etc and make a kings ransom on it all. However, anywhere she goes, I don't think people are going
to welcome her too much. Here are some things that were brought up in the case:
+ It took a month before Casey reported her child missing, and ONLY because Cindy Anthony, tracked her daughter down and demanded answers regarding Caylee's whereabouts.
+ When other people asked Casey where her child was for that month (June-July), Casey said that she was with her nanny, Zenaida Gonzalez, (who never even knew the Anthony's, EVER) and told other people Caylee was with a wealthy suitor, Jeffrey Hopkins, which turned out to be false also.
+ A cadaver dog alerted to the possible presence of human decomposition in Casey's trunk. Also, none of the experts disagreed that chloroform was present also. Both in defense and prosecution.
+ Casey Anthony's computer was investigated and experts found that searches were done by someone for keywords including "chloroform," "how to make chloroform" and "alcohol."
+ The items found on Caylee's body and the surrounding items were things that only Casey had access to.
+ Cindy Anthony testified that Caylee was able to climb into the pool on her own. But she said the toddler could not have put on the pool's removable ladder or opened gates leading to the area by herself.
+ When your child goes missing, you don't go out and get a tattoo, saying "Bella Vita" (beautiful life), enter into "hot body contests" at the bar, party A LOT, and not help with the search for your child.
Make up your own mind, but whatever it is, it doesn't matter, because the jury has spoken. Oh yeah, the jurors have decided not to speak to media or release their names.
This is what Casey Anthony's defense lawyer thought of the media:

Fuck you!

June 29/11 by Chris
Back from vacation, bitches!
Got a lot of emails about how much you guys liked the 2 articles:
Billy Mays Addiction and Quite And Experience.
One of these stories is true. Guess which one.
Ok, back when I used to drive to work like a majority of everyone else in this city, you can only imagine the heaping piles of stupid
one can encounter in 15mins.
Do they give out drivers license's in cereal boxes? Here are some quick tips on how NOT to
drive like a fucking retard.
+Shoulder check+
God dammit! How many people have I seen ALMOST get into a collision because dipshit(s) can't glance over their shoulder before changing
lanes? 3 in the last week to be exact.
+Use your turn signal+
Yeah, that's right. If you're sitting at a busy intersection waiting to turn left on a green light, click that little stick
to the left of your steering wheel down. People coming the opposite way wanting to turn left on that green light don't know if
your shitmobile has takin' a dump, and died. People coming up behind you would also like some kind of fucking notice so they
can go around you. Don't fucking turn your signal on 5 blocks before you're turning either, dipshit. Do I really need to explain
this one?
+Drive the speed limit+
Fuck sakes! If the road conditions allow it, there shouldn't be any reason you're doing 30km/hr UNDER the god damn posted speed
limit. Not that I'm in a rush to go anywhere, but, for fuck sakes, I would like to be going the speed limit.
+Use a handsfree device+
We've all see the jack-off that's driving around texting his/her friends or making that ever important phone call that he/she can't fucking
wait to do. Completely ignoring every known rule of the road, switching lanes like the Indy 500, speeding like mad, running over homeless people, driving
on sidewalks,etc.
Don't be a douche, just buy a hands-free device.
+If you can't park, walk or take a bus+
If you're taking up more then 1 parking space, you deserve to have someone draw pictures or write something on your car...with their key.
Instead of going on about this, just look at this picture I snapped a few days ago while in the parking lot of a busy grocery store.

Really?
Oh yeah, also, if you drink and drive, you deserve what you get, shithead.

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May 11/11 by Resen

William Jackson Marion and Jack Cameron met at a Kansas boarding house in 1872. The two men became fast friends and traveling companions, using Cameron's team of horses to go from place-to-place to find work.
Along their journey, the two made a brief stop in Beatrice, Nebraska to visit Marion's in-laws before moving on. After a few days, however, Marion returned solo, sporting clothes that belonged to Cameron and driving Cameron's horses. Then he left town again.
Weeks later, the body of a man was discovered with three bullet holes in his head. He was also wearing the same outfit that Cameron had worn the day he left town. Marion immediately became the prime suspect and a manhunt began. After 10 years of searching, Marion was finally captured in Kansas.
The trial and conviction of Jack Marion was seriously abbreviated. Marion's verdict was read after just one hour of deliberation, and he was hanged for his crime on March 25, 1887.
Four years later, Jack Cameron reappeared looking for his old friend. Apparently, he had run to Mexico to avoid a shotgun wedding in Kansas, giving his horses and other possessions to Marion. Now he'd come back to reclaim them.
The story does end on a (slightly) positive note: Thanks to the work of Marion's grandson, Elbert Marion, Nebraska governor Bob Kerrey granted Jack Marion a posthumous pardon in 1987, 100 years after his execution.

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