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Nov 2, 2001. Yeah I know it's been forever. I've been reading large books like Vanity Fair. Never take 19th Century fiction, the authors of the day seemed to think that writing about EVERYTHING was crutial to putting the reader into a coma. Anyways I'm really updating because I'm supposed to be doing an essay write (pun?) now, so by doing this I trick myself into thinking that I'm doing something productive. The URL for this site has always been http://biggulp.cjb.netbut I don't think many people know this. The Internet is getting lamer and lamer after Geocities sites aren't cool anymore. I recommend Bigpop.org for all your pop drinking needs (and much much more) and Somethingawful.com for all your humour needs (it's not gross or anything like the name suggests). |
| March 31th, 2001. Summer is here, and Big Gulps are going down fast. I work in construction for the summers, only after I get a degree will I work at 7-11. Of two amusing things to note, one of my 7-11's burned down (a gas station), and my friend found a corner store called "5-11", which ripped off the color scheme and everything. Anyways I had to add a new counter, and I made a Big Gulp certificate you can print out to woo your enemies and impress hella tight chicks named "Pron Star". |
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My 7-11 is in a bit of a shambles. There have been Super Big Gulp cup shortages for some reason. A whole week went by without any cups!! I think my country is under a brutal Dixie cup embargo or something. I really need to think of something to add to this site to make it tres interesant. Anyways it's 1:03am and as usual I'm on the net looking for pictures of dead people. Of course that isn't really applicable for this site so I went Chalize Theron hunting and I caught an 11 foot bass!!! Check the babe section, and check out the article I found that suggests America's greatest invention was the Big Gulp, (it even has an out of place swipe at Germans). This just in, an update to the WTF section where Em West explains the mystery of Washinton D.C. and their love of Big Gulps. |
| March 16th, 2001. Why am I updating? Well cause I got some 'fan mail' today, and I wanna express my love of said fan. Go here for his special page(Rated R)!! |
| March 5th, 2001. Well I haven't updated in ages, but I have a essay due tomorrow and I thought I needed to waste some time. I love to procrastinate, I was going to start a web page all about procrastinating, but I never finished it. Today for example, instead of comparing the nationalist struggles of Mahatma Gandhi and Dr. Nnamdi Azikiwe, I made an awesome wallpaper that symbolizes my current mental state. Even better Dylan Gump send me a picture of him in 1984 posing with his Big Gulp Cup collection. Dylan is now the most Hard Core Big Gulp fan that I know about, AND he's number 19, no one can take that away from him, no one... |
| January 1st, 2001. Good morning and happy New Years. It's 7am and I haven't slept yet! Anyways the real reason I'm doing this is to update the Big Gulp babe because I went to Denny's at 6am and saw a girl that looked just like Sarah Michelle Gellar. WOW!! Also I think I will update the WTF section under the "Hardcore" people section. |
| December 3rd, 2000. What the hell is this I'm updating twice in 2 days?? The reason is I found a humor book called 2007-Eleven : And Other American Comedies and decided to link to Amazon.com. It's got five stars and it's totally related to this retarded site, so I thought I'd add a link and try to get a gift certificate out of it somehow! Oh and I guess we need a new Big Gulp Babe. |
| December 1st, 2000. I try to reply to all the guestbook entries if I can. One entry I couldn't seem to find the owner of was from Mike Hunt,who left the message: "you are a fucking loser". I tried in vain to reach the email he left, but "you_suck@mail.com" seemed to be non-existent. This is a shame as when I tried to go to his web site at http://pathetic.loser.com to procure the correct email it didn't work either. Wow it would appear that Mike Hunt has had some hard luck. If anyone knows Mike Hunt intimatley or maybe only at a distance please email me, it is a shame such a nice person could go unthanked for so long. Here's an article related to this site, yeah it's a joke but it's funny?? WTF section updated for once. |
| November 13th, 2000. Well I should be doing my homework so I tried to think up something that would waste some time so here I am typing. 7-11 really needs a combo system like McDonald's, that would rule. I play Ping-Pong every Tuesday and Thursday with my friend so we go to 7-11 after school to get Super Big Gulps, and he got me into these Jamacian Patty's, these meat filled pastry things. The cool thing is a Super BigGulp small bag of chips and one of these is only $3.50 and exactly $3.50 so there's no annoying change. The new Big Gulp babe has been updated to co-encide with equal-opportunity babe laws. |
| October 21th, 2000. Well I lied about the pictures thing cause I well don't have the motivation to go to 7-11 and take pictures. First I would feel like a moron and secondly it's against my religion. Instead I made a graphicsless page that is even weirder than this one. You can go see it here. |
| September 3rd, 2000. Whoops the last update was for my "other" site. He he. A new babe is up and I'm seriously gonna get some pictures of 7-11 and Big Gulps up with in a month. I PROMISE.! |
| August, 29rd, 2000. Well feetlover2006 sent me some wonderful pics of Anna Kournikova's feet. You can see them in the new gallery section; they are gorgeous. I've also come across some great feet in numerous fashion magazines; and have scanned them and uploaded those too. I recognize 3 of them as Kate Moss'. Keep sending in pictures of your wives and girlfriends feet for the amatuer section; with out you help this site wouldn't be the #1 foot fetish site on the net that it is. |
| August, 3rd, 2000. I think the X-treme Gulp cups need to be different colors. The SAFTEY ORANGE color looks kind of like a flag persons thermos; "WATCH OUT FOR ME I'M DRINKING POP!" I think black would look cool. A nice skull with blood and knives. Knives are fun. Oh ya I just remembered that there is another site like this one, dedicated to the "Big Pop" fans of the world. Go check them out >> Britney has been catapulted from her spot as the Big Gulp Babe to make room for Guess Jeans model Josie Maran. And I made a banner so you can link me. |
| July,20th 2000. I felt really wierd today, all dizzy and sleepy, maybe I'm drinking too much Dr Pepper. The Xtreme Gulps are pretty cool, 52oz of my favorite liquid candy for a paltry $1.19. Although I feel like a moron when I walk into 7-11 with the jug, it's so big, looks like some weird gas can. The cup does keep the soda really cold which is nice, but I think I might have to cut back to avoid any impending health problems related to drinking so much of it. I looked the net over and learned that you can develop kindey stones from drinking too much pop aswell as stunting bone growth and developing diabetes from too much sugar intake. AHHHHHHHHHHHH. Anyways the article is worth looking at. Britney will reign as the BG babe for a while longer. |
| July,10th 2000. My 7-11 seems to be changing all it's people around and hiring a bunch of idiots who don't know the pricing. I think my favorite clerk, Dante, has left; it is a sad day. I'm almost up to one Super Big Gulp a day now that summer has finally arrived here, my friends don't drink as many anymore. There is no doubt that I'm the true hardcore Super Big Gulp fan in Canada. You Americans live in 100+ degree heat in some places and need Big Gulps all the time, so I could never compete with some peoples 3 Double Gulps a day. After reading my guest book, alot of people seem to enjoy telling me to get a life or that I make them sick (good) or instruct me to do various unmentionable things with sheep. All I have to say is this is supposed to be funny and by not seeing the humor you are truly useless; go watch Leno or something. I found a very fitting Big Gulp article. Go to it here |
| May,16th 2000. Wow a month has passed since my last update. This was entirely unavoidable due to the fact that I was hit by a UPS truck downtown. I was jaywalking and didn't even see the damn bastard until it was too late, hit me pretty hard. Broke my arms, BOTH ARMS, and lost a few teeth! My arms were totally casted up to my shoulders and held up with this brace connected to my waist, and obviously using my computer became impossible. Luckly my friends brought me Big Gulps, I even made a Big Gulp holder that went on my chest. On the lighter side Chris Green sent me a Big Gulp related clip from the movie Reality Bites, and I think the TRUFCSBB will be updated. |
| April 10th 2000 Well I updated the WTF section, added a new section with one hell of a cool acronym, and of course the stuipid tally is up again. Lo and behold Jeff didn't send me the # of Big Gulps he had this week, so I guess another zero for him. Yahoo dropped me from Cool New Sites so the hit's have dropped off like the Spice Girls, tell your friends. For those of you who check everyday I hope to get pictures from inside of 7-11 by May or so;you know who you are! At work this week I was thinking what it would be like if, for some biological reason, we had to barf out of out noses and not our mouths. That would KILL! P.S my work is boring. |
| April,2nd 2000. Well all hell broke lose here in Vancouver when they raised the price of all the Big Gulps. A Super Big Gulp is now $1.29CND which is so lame. And apparently the refills are over $2 which is nothing next to bizzare. Has anyone seen this in there 7-11's? Or is it an "our" store thing? Well I put up some pictures, go see them and then go to the guestbook and tell me that you hate them. Jeff's Big Gulp count is 0 for this week because he didn't tell me how many he had. Major update next week I have as I have too much homework right now. |
| March 26th 2000. Well I'm getting lots of hits so that's cool,and people are signing the guestbook,which is even cooler. I'm suprised that no one is making fun of me;I guess people really like Big Gulps. Losers.org linked me TWICE, they're the only ones who made fun of me. |
| March 20th 2000. Ok so Jeff went crazy with the Big Gulp thing,(4 in a week!) but damaged his credibility when he asked to count Slurpees as 1/2 a Big Gulp. This is far from acceptable, any more anti-Big Gulp talk like this could cost him his membership. I got linked on Yahoo under Drinks and Drinking which is cool. If you have any idea's for this site put them in the guest book please. |
| March 13th 2000. Ok so I got mad with some problems with images so I'm just gonna go with mostly text. Kev was booted off the purchases because he isn't a true Big Gulp Fan. The tally has been changed to be more simple and easier to update, Chris and Scott are tied for first for the most BigGulps. Oh ya I got an award, click on the link on the left. |
| March 11th 2000. After having a some annoying problems with updating, I've finally got all the STUPID links to work. Purchases has been updated and it's a three way tie for first! |
| March 9th 2000. Jeff is given negative props for not getting a Super Big Gulp cup 4 days after they became avalible. |
| March 8th 2000. You might ask yourselves why would anyone make a site about 7-11. The answer is not easy, my psychiatrist doesn't get it either.The answer is really just Big Gulps. They down right rule. |
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