This
wild rice and meatballs in tomato sauce does't look appetizing,
but it's always good. Perhaps, the preservatives in the meatballs will
make me immortal.

Yes,
I've already been munching on the rebar this morning. I forgot breakfast.
Perhaps with some duct
tape I could fix up the packaging again.
Apple
on edge. Maybe aliens in a cool UFO
are going to fly out of the little hole at the bottom of it.
Guess
what this is on it's edge? Okay I scan my Diet Pepsi Twist and the
rest of my lunch, but other people scan
things too.
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