:: October 4, 2001 - The Lunch I'm not Having::
Kind of hard to explain this one. I had a vision today. It told me to show you all the lunch I'm not having. I am having the usual, in case you're wondering.

I'm not having haggis as may main course this fine lunch time. Nor do I foresee my self ever partaking in this scottish delicacy. Looks like a couple of dog turds to me.



A pineapple for a serving of fruit. Just looking at it makes me want to go to Hawaii.


Wildebeast. I have never tried one of these but I think they probably taste like beef. I think Carol may have eaten Wildebeast in Zimbabwe on safari.


I am not eating my lunch at the great pyramids in Egypt today. But, I would like to one day. Perhaps while sitting on a camel. We have a camel saddle at home from the time Carol and her folks spent living in Saudi Arabia. Maybe I should take up camel racing.



I am not eating lunch with Arte Johnson from Laugh In (although I would like to). Click here to hear his famous line (sorry Carol you need a soundcard at work). If you need a good media player to hear it go to WinAmp and download theirs. It's free. I'm listening to Eddie Money's Greatest Hits using winamp right now.