"Buy What You Want" (A PC Owner's Lament)

[Sung to the tune of "Do What You Want" by Bad Religion]



Hey buy what you want, but just don't buy a PC.

IRQ's and config.sys files breed insanity

I'll sit 'round my Mac all goddamn day,

An ex-myopic PC owner with Plug-And-



Play what you must, DOS all you can,

Cram all your fucking ports and

Go to Hell with MSman and

Add like a Pentium, yeah hey!



Hey I don't care about your Windows 95,

But I'll believe in Bill when a Pentium can divide.

My model brand is Mac and I'm juicy to the core.

I'll multi-task your ass while you crash though the floor.



So play what you must, DOS all you can,

Cram all your fucking ports and

Go to Hell with MSman and

Add like a Pentium, yeah hey!