Jonathan Berry home    Email me

Retired Jokes

Axis of Evil
Folks who do as we do. *
Oxymoron
moronate
a second term for the President.
These jokes expired in late 2008. But don't hold your breaths, the joke might be on us!

What do you get when you add Bush to Bill Clinton?
Boil CNN Bullshi*. (rearranging the letters of the principals).

Nanaimo Civic Politics Retired Joke Corner

Why is Nanaimo City Council building a Conference Centre downtown? ... when City Council has moved its conferences away from downtown?

May 2008 - In the oft incestuous world of municipal financing, the Port of Nanaimo has again stepped in to close the gap. Nanaimo's controversial conference centre will now be called the Port of Nanaimo Centre. How will that be abbreviated? PoNC? PoNCe? PoNÇ? Will it be pronounced pOWN-thay, like the 16th century Spanish explorer, or pawn-ss like the uncomplimentary British slang? Will Fill our PoNCe become a rallying cry of civic fervour? After all, on its own terms the conference centre can be a success only if it is heavily booked (filled), and it is our centre, if dollars paid mean anything. The possibilities leave me panting.

Earlier manifestations included the Port Theatre. Hey, they could have saved 33% on signage by naming it the Hub Theatre. In my lifetime, Nanaimo has gone from the Hub City to the Harbour City, and is in the process of rebranding its downtown with the even more generic word Port. The mall used to be called Harbour Park, but now it is Port Place.

July 2008 - The building has dual naming. It is both PoNCe and VICC - Vancouver Island Conference Centre.

Back in ye olde days, Nanaimo had a Heritage Advisory Committee (HAC). Then around 1997 it got upgraded from a Committee to a Commission (thus having Powers) and was renamed the Nanaimo Community Heritage Commission (my emphasis). There had been a certain vitality in saying I'm a HAC-ker or I belong to HAC and I wanted something almost as good, albeit without the bullet. So I came up with NaCHeCo. Not to be confused with: Nechako, a local, British Columbia, geographical reference. Turns out that Nacheco is a place in Mozambique (mowss-am-BEEK), maybe with less tourism than the South Pole! NaCHeCo did not catch on.


Send email to: Jonathan Berry, web-butler jberry@islandnet.com

URL: This web page is: http://members.shaw.ca/berry5868/fun.htm
Last modified December 13, 2009