Or, Miscellaneous Embarrassing Photos of Ann
As the sound byte on this page indicates, it can be very dangerous, living with Ann. Even cooking a Thanksgiving turkey with a sous-chef like her can prove to be very risky ...
Of course, that danger just increased exponentially with the building of this website! And believe it or not, there are times I wish I could be like the guy above and yell, "Off with her head!" - and do it.
Especially when she acts like this ...
... this, of course, is just a normal everyday argument around our abode, probably about who ate the last piece of black forest ham, or which one cleaned more dishes the night before, or whose turn it is to drive the Explorer ... but we always settle all our issues.
We do that because ... (you'll have to go to the Finally page)