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THEN--Kindergarten picture 1976 (age 4)

LATER--Victoria harbor in 1997 (age 25)

NOW--EXTREME!! close-up in 2002 (age 30)


Height: 6'1"
Weight: 280 lbs.
Age: 32
Hair: Reddish-brown
Eyes: Hazel
Waist: 40"
Chest: 54"
Neck: 19"
Shoe size: 13/14
Occupation (Paying): Newsprint exporter to Asia, South & Central America for NorskeCanada.
Occupation (Non-Paying): Writer/Reviewer/Interviewer/Photographer for Metal Rules (my pen name is "Lord of the Wasteland" if you want to have a look at what I've done including CD reviews, interviews with Slayer, Morbid Angel, Krisiun, Lacuna Coil, The Crown, My Ruin and Children of Bodom and concert reviews for Cradle of Filth, In Flames, Soilwork, Shadows Fall, Lamb of God and Killswitch Engage).

Birthday: December 17th, 1971

I share a birthday with: Canada's 10th Prime Minister William Lyon Mackenzie King (1874), former Baltimore Orioles manager Cal Ripken Sr. (1935), Penthouse publisher Bob Guccione (1930), Bad Company/Free/The Firm vocalist Paul Rodgers (1949), REM bassist Mike Mills (1956), and actors Milla Jovovich (1975), Giovanni Ribisi (1974), Bill Pullman (1953), and Eugene Levy (1946).

On December 17th in history: Pope Paul III excommunicated England's King Henry VIII (1538), British Columbia Legislature meets for the first time at the new capital of Victoria (1867), Orville and Wilbur Wright made the first flight in a heavier-than-air plane at Kitty Hawk, N.C. (1903), Italian Fascist dictator Benito Mussolini married Rachele Guidi (1915), Vancouver's first TV station, CBUT, goes on the air (1953), City of Montreal offers $10,000 reward for the arrest of FLQ terrorist bombers (1968), Jean-Bertrand Aristide was elected president in Haiti's first free elections (1990), Boris Yeltsin and Mikhail Gorbachev agreed to dissolve the USSR on Jan. 1, 1992 (1991), Canadian Prime Minster Brian Mulroney signs North American Free Trade Accord at ceremony on Parliament Hill (1992), Heather Locklear married Richie Sambora (1994), Diamonds Are Forever (1971), Behind The Green Door (1972), Tootsie (1982), Magnolia (1999), and The Cider House Rules (1999) premiered in theatres.

Birthplace: Edmonton, Alberta  Canada

Religious leanings: Atheist

Current home base: Langley, British Columbia

I have lived in: Alberta (Edmonton, Leduc, Calgary (twice), and Lethbridge), Saskatchewan (Saskatoon) and British Columbia (Victoria, Richmond, Vancouver, New Westminster, Langley).

Education: Bachelor of Arts (English) degree

IQ: 138

Constant companions: Stacey (the long-suffering wife) and Ronan (the offspring).

Marital status: married since May 1996, together since October 1987

Identifying marks: several tattoos, an ever-present goatee or beard and reddish-brown hair.

Favorite foods: Italian, Chinese, red meat, Burger King, KFC chicken skin, chocolate milk--see the above "waist size" and "weight" categories for results of this diet.

Favorite movies: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, American History X, Apocalypse Now, Boogie Nights, Cape Fear, Casino, A Christmas Story, Conan The Barbarian, Dead Poet's Society, Deuce Bigelow: Male Gigolo, Devil's Advocate, Dumb and Dumber, Exorcist, Fargo, First Blood, Full Metal Jacket, Goodfellas, Good Will Hunting, High Plains Drifter, Jungle Fever, Man With Two Brains, National Lampoon's Vacation, Planes, Trains and Automobiles, Pulp Fiction, Risky Business, The Shining, Seven, Sling Blade, Swingers, Terminator, Tommy Boy, True Lies, Uncle Buck, Usual Suspects, Young Frankenstein.

Favorite bands (Metal): KISS, Strapping Young Lad/Devin Townsend, Pantera, Motorhead, W.A.S.P., Tesla, Soilwork, Iced Earth, Cannibal Corpse, Testament, Opeth, Black Sabbath, Slayer, Cradle of Filth, Danzig, Van Halen, Judas Priest, Motley Crue, Rush, Ozzy Osbourne, Iron Maiden, Metallica, Tool, Morbid Angel, Nevermore, Deicide, Hate Eternal, Immortal, Blind Guardian, Children of Bodom, In Flames, Lacuna Coil, Manowar, Type O Negative, Godsmack, Disturbed, Slipknot.

Favorite bands (non-metal): Neil Young, Queen, David Bowie

Favorite TV shows: The Power Hour, Loud, King of Queens, The Shield, The Sopranos, The Simpsons, NYPD Blue, Friends, CSI: Miami, The Family Guy.

Favorite writings: Medicine River by Thomas King, M Butterfly by David Henry Hwang, Death of a Salesman by Arthur Miller, King Lear by William Shakespeare, The Stone Diaries by Carol Shields, Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck.


    I was born in Edmonton, Alberta on December 17th, 1971.  After a few moves due to my dad's job, we ended up in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan for 10 years, before moving again when I was in the 9th grade to Lethbridge, Alberta.  I thought the world was going to end but there I made my best friends, many of whom I still remain close to.  However, a traumatic move came halfway through Grade 12 when my dad got transferred (AGAIN!!) 2 hours north to Calgary, Alberta.  I grudgingly (and bitterly) finished my high school there before graduating from Henry Wisewood in June 1989, a virtual stranger among people who had grown up together and had no interest in meeting someone 6 months before graduating.  Meanwhile, I was left off my graduating class at Lethbridge Collegiate Institute back home in Lethbridge but managed to sneak into the ceremonies and banquet afterward with all of my friends.  I took 2 years off after high school and worked at Boston Pizza ending up as Kitchen Manager there before joining the post-secondary forces in January 1992 back "home" at the University of Lethbridge.
    In July 1997, I graduated from the University of Lethbridge in Lethbridge, Alberta after a seemingly endless barrage of novels, essays and exams.  Upon relocating to Victoria, British Columbia with my wife, Stacey, I sought out my niche in life only to toil at several menial jobs in restaurant kitchens and as a shipper/receiver at Birks Jewellers.  In November of 1998, my wife was transferred through her job from Victoria to the Lower Mainland of British Columbia. After a 2-year stint as a truck dispatcher and assistant warehouse manager at Trail Appliances, I began working for Sylvan Distribution, the distribution centre for Norske Canada, the second largest paper manufacturer in North America in November 2000.  I am currently in charge of the containerizing of newsprint for export to Asia and South America.  Since coming over here, we have lived in Richmond, Vancouver, New Westminster and in February 2003, we bought our first home in Langley.
    On December 21st, 2002, we welcomed our first child--Ronan Michael Cowie.  He was a whopping 10 lbs. 3 oz. and 23 1/2" long, the second largest baby EVER born at Richmond Hospital!!

    My hobbies and interests include working on my KISS website, music & movies (I own just over 2,300 CD's and around 900 DVD's), cooking and adding to my tattoos.  I currently have 4 tattoos (3 large and 1 small) and have been gradually adding to the totals over the past 15 years.  Stacey has quite a few more than I do, too!  You can have a look at them here.  I am also a writer/reviewer/interviewer/photographer for Metal Rules.

    Cowie's Corner was started in May of 1997, and branched out to include several useless pages of drivel that amounted to nothing more than a waste of space (much like this one!).  However, one page, Sean's Kanadian KISS Konnection, seemed to be frequently visited and became quite popular.  Since then, SKKK has blossomed into one of a very short list of Canadian KISS websites and heaps of accolades have come my way from other webmasters as well as fellow Canadian fans searching for information about the band.

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