Sean's Kanadian KISS Konnection
KISS Discography 1979-1982


I have rated each album on a scale of 1 to 5 demon boots (5 being the best) according to my own tastes.  Remember, these are myownopinions and should be taken as such.  Scroll down the page, or click on the album title to go directly to the review.
  • Dynasty
  • Unmasked
  • Best of Solos
  • Music From "The Elder"
  • Killers
  • Creatures Of The Night


  • Dynasty

    Released May 23, 1979
    Tracks:
    I Was Made For Lovin' You/ 2,000 Man/ Sure Know Something/ Dirty Livin'/ Charisma/ Magic Touch/ Hard Times/ X-Ray Eyes/ Save Your Love

        After the movie KISS Meets The Phantom Of The Park aired on NBC on October 28, 1978, the KISS pinball machine, magazine covers, makeup kit, lunchbox, model cars, dolls, trading cards, and anything else you can think of (Gene once joked that the only thing that KISS didn't market was KISS tampons), KISS had become a marketing machine.  Unfortunately, in their time off from the band with Alive II, Double Platinum, and the solo albums, the music scene had changed.  The popular genre in 1979 wasn't hard rock anymore--it was disco.
        Dynasty was able to capture the essence of this trend and somehow sold over 3,000,000 copies!  Personally, I don't see HOW, other than the fact that fans were thinking KISS would still sound like KISS.
        The single I Was Made For Lovin' You is still a great song today even though disco was laid to rest nearly 20 years ago. 2,000 Man is one of the best songs Ace has ever done (too bad it wasn't his). Sure Know Something has the same disco vibe to it that I Was Made For Lovin' You possesses.  The only other decent songs are Magic Touch, and Gene's Charisma and X-Ray Eyes, and even they are middle-of-the-road.  Peter's Dirty Livin', and Ace's Hard Times and Save Your Love are positively dreadful!  In fact I think Save Your Love is one of the worst songs KISS has ever released.
        That measures up to one-third of Dynasty being absolute rubbish!  The only thing that saves it is the fact that I Was Made For Lovin' You, 2,000 Man, and Sure Know Something are such great songs.  Without them, Dynasty could have been KISS' worst album ever, though it is certainly their worst to date, narrowly edging out Dressed To Kill.
        And where's Gene?  He only has 2 songs on Dynasty, the lowest number yet!  I find that he is sorely missed on this album and more of his material certainly would have spiced things up.

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    Rating: 1/2 

    Unmasked

    Released June 1, 1980
    Tracks:
    Is That You?/ Shandi/ Talk To Me/ Naked City/ What Makes the World Go 'Round/ Tomorrow/ Two Sides of the Coin/ She's So European/ Easy As It Seems/ Torpedo Girl/ You're All That I Want

        Unmasked, though similar sounding to Dynasty, blows it out of the water.  The disco/pop sound is still there but the songs are infinitely better.
        Without a Peter Criss song to be found, that instantly boosts my liking of the album.  Ace really shines on Unmasked as he takes the mike on 3 songs: Talk To Me, Two Sides of The Coin, and Torpedo Girl.  These are all great songs that unfortunately have not been given due credit in my opinion though the inclusion of Two Sides of The Coin on Greatest KISS was a pleasant surprise.  Shandi, though very catchy, is nothing more than a sped-up version of Beth, but Tomorrow, Is That You?, Easy As It Seems, Naked City, and What Makes The World Go 'Round fall into the category of forgotten songs that were overlooked during an otherwise bad time for KISS.  You're All That I Want and She's So European are the token throw-away tracks on an otherwise excellent album.
        Though Unmasked is by no means a classic KISS album, it is nowhere near as bad as anyone seems to think it is.  The comic strip album cover is also one of KISS' best and most original (and heavily criticized).  I think that fans needed KISS to drop the pop and get back to some rock tunes at this point however the band didn't see it until it was almost too late.  With their next outing, KISS planned on returning to their roots: a kickin' hard rock album.  But......

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    Rating: 1/2


    Best of Solo Albums

    Released January 1981
    Tracks:
    New York Groove/ Rip It Out/ Speedin' Back To My Baby/ You Matter To Me/ Tossin' and Turnin'/ Hooked On Rock 'N Roll/ Radioactive/ Mr. Make Believe/ See You In Your Dreams/ Tonight You Belong To Me/ Move On/ Hold Me, Touch Me (Think Of Me When We're Apart)

        Best of Solo Albums was released exclusively in Europe and is a "greatest hits" of the 4 solo albums from KISS. Best of Solo Albums featured 3 songs from each member's album.  It is a very good compilation with the best songs (at least in my opinion) chosen as the selections.

    Rating: 1/2



    Music From "The Elder"

    Released November 23, 1981
    Tracks:
    Fanfare/ Just A Boy/ Odyssey/ Only You/ Under The Rose/ Dark Light/ A World Without Heroes/ The Oath/ Mr. Blackwell/ Escape From The Island/ I

        People either hate The Elder or they love it; there seems to be no middle ground (a lot like Peter Criss).  I fall closer to the former.  Even though it is a REAL departure from the KISS sound, I think The Elder is a great album.  There are a lot of good songs here but BEWARE--there a couple of real stinkers, too!
        The gothic duo of Only You and Under The Rose, Dark Light, The Oath, and A World Without Heroes are your KISS standard rockers & ballads.  However, a taste of the dreadful Mr. Blackwell and one begins to realize that KISS has not chosen wisely in entering this new phase of their career.  I is kind of a foot-stomper in the same vein as Shout It Loud and Rock and Roll All Nite (though nowhere near as good). Just A Boy and Odyssey are good songs as well but by no means are they KISS classics; they are more in the vein of Great Expectations in an attempt at originality with the elaborate string sections and sweeping choruses.  Escape From The Island is a bizarre instrumental piece, as is Fanfare.
        The Elder has a real medieval feel to it; the horns and elaborate story, choruses--one expects to hear a lot of "thou"s and "thine"s spoken by guys in tights and funny hats.  It's almost operatic in the same style of Rush's 2112 album.  What really stands out for me on The Elder is Gene's vocals.  Instead of the usual growling and snarling, Gene actually sings here...and he does a fine job!  A World Without Heroes is one of KISS' best ballads and we have Gene to thank for that.  The same goes for Gene's solo album--on See You Tonite, for example, he shows that he can really sing.  It's too bad that he doesn't indulge us more often.
        The Elder has received a lot of criticism however I don't believe that it was valid.  At the time, the concept album was a popular format with Pink Floyd's The Wall being the most predominant example.  While Dynasty and Unmasked saw legions of fans leave the KISS Army, the band saw the concept album as another outlet to try to lure back the masses.  Ironically earning KISS their first critically-praised album, the fans--the very people who a musician aims to please--simply could not accept what KISS had become.  I really think that The Elder has gotten a raw deal over the years as it is constantly referred to as rubbish.  Many fans however embrace it as one of their favorite KISS albums.  I fall somewhere in the middle; it has quite a few good songs on it but it's no KISS or Rock and Roll Over.

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    Rating:  1/2


    Killers

    Released June 25, 1982
    Tracks:
    I'm A Legend Tonight/ Down On Your Knees/ Cold Gin/ Love Gun/ Shout It Out Loud/ Escape From The Island/ Sure Know Something/ Nowhere To Run/ Partners In Crime/ Detroit Rock City/ God of Thunder/ I Was Made For Lovin' You/ Shandi/ Rock and Roll All Nite (Live)

        Though Killers was never released domestically in North America, it is in the possession of many KISS fans so I feel that it deserves inclusion in these reviews.
        There are only four new songs on Killers: I'm A Legend Tonight, Down On Your Knees, Nowhere To Run, and Partners In Crime.  These songs have never been released in North America except on the CD single for 1989's Forever. I'm A Legend Tonight is a good song, as is Nowhere To Run. Down On Your Knees is OK but Partners In Crime is not so good.  The rest of the album is filled with "greatest hits", though Escape From The Island is a questionable inclusion.
        I am glad that KISS decided to do more of the heavier songs than the pop drivel of the previous couple of albums, but these are pretty unexciting songs whose only significance lies in their collectibility (that's the only reason I spent $35 on the CD) and seeing Paul in that pretty purple headband and Gene's hair tied up like a show-horse's tail.
        Killers gets the honor of being KISS' worst album cover (although Carnival of Souls is a close contender)!

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    Creatures of the Night

    Released October 13, 1982
    Re-released with a new cover and track order on July 15, 1985.
    Tracks:
    Creatures of the Night/ Saint and Sinner/ Keep Me Comin'/ Rock and Roll Hell/ Danger/ I Love It Loud/ I Still Love You/ Killer/ War Machine

        Finally, we have the REAL KISS back again!
        Creatures of The Night is KISS' strongest album by far since 1977's Love Gun.  Every song is an ass-kicker though Saint and Sinner kind of blows.  War Machine, Killer, I Love It Loud, and Rock and Roll Hell give us Gene at his best--growling, snarling, and mean.  Paul's best song to this point is undeniably I Still Love YouCreatures of The Night, Keep Me Comin', and Danger are also great songs.  It's too bad that we couldn't get one last song from Ace, though.  I love the heavy bass and drums on this album; it's as if KISS not only wanted to return as a heavy metal band but they wanted you to FEEL it, too!
        Like his later work on the Lick It Up and Revenge albums, and as weird a guy as he is reported to be, Vinnie Vincent really knows how to give the band a kick in the right direction.  His presence is certainly felt both in the song writing and definitely the guitars.  I'm a big fan of Ace Frehley but KISS couldn't have come up with a better replacement than Vinnie.  I've always believed that without the touch added by Vinnie Vincent on Creatures of The Night, KISS may very well have sunk into the creative abyss, never to return again.

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