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KISS & Sell by C.K. Lendt


    Overall, KISS and Sell is a worthy read.  However, Lendt's fixation with using big words leaves one needing a thesaurus to understand what he is often saying.  It is almost as if he is trying to accredit himself by speaking above his readers.  I hold a degree in English and I often had no idea what Lendt what was saying.  The average reader will undoubtedly find the same.
     Lendt's other main downfall lies in the fact that he tends to waiver from KISS.  The seemingly endless pages about Diana Ross and The Isley Brothers, for example, tended to lose me and I skimmed them more than read them.  And who really cares about Gene's dalliances with Cher and Diana Ross enough to warrant nearly 30 pages of text?!  Because of Lendt's background in business rather than the music industry, one can expect to find the book's emphasis placed accordingly.
     Lendt does include a great many stories in his book, some of which I at least have never heard.  Because Lendt was with the band so much for twelve years, he obviously has many stories to relate that perhaps outsiders would not be able to offer.  Unfortunately, the majority of these tales deal with the corruption of a young group who became obsessed--and eventually ruined by--their own fame and fortune.  Lendt's main revelation is the gross spending habits of the band members.  Who knew that such ignorance to money matters occurred within the band?  Lendt's take on the financial situation of the band is a new one and should not be ignored by any true KISS fan.  Gene's misogyny, buffonery, and mogulling overshadows what many fans (including myself) believed to be rumour for the most part.  Ace's and Peter's reckless lifestyles and eventual displeasure with being in the band have been previously documented but are thoroughly threshed out here by Lendt.  Paul's alleged jealousy of Gene's movie "career" is one surprising note that I find difficult to believe.  Every other documented source, and even Gene, himself, gives Paul credit for never losing site of his goal--to keep KISS together.  Paul's efforts in the 1980's, most notably during the Animalize, Asylum, and Crazy Nights years, show a dedicated musician who refused to let the dissolution of his band and its members get the better of him.
     KISS and Sell effectively relates a view of KISS that has not yet been explored.  Instead of the fan-based books that have previously been available, Lendt's telling of his years with KISS gives his readers an interesting take on what the highs and lows of the rock world are like.  However, one has to question the credibility of some of Lendt's stories.  His memory of minute details, for example, how many cigars Howard Marks held in his cigar case at a 1979 business meeting, is endless--and apparently flawless.  Perhaps he added some of these details for dramatic effect but overall it takes away the reader's faith in Lendt's stories.  If Lendt had not paid as much attention to this endless minutiae, his position could certainly hold greater credibility.  Unfortunately, I believe that Lendt's book will suffer at the hands of the simultaneous release of Dale Sherman's Black Diamond which tells the story of KISS from a fan's point of view, rather than that of an M.B.A..
 
General Rating: B+
     KISS Fan rating: C+
     Overall, KISS & Sell gets a rating of a B-.


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