You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch!
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel Mr. Grinch.
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch!
You're heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch.
I wouldn't touch you with a 39 and a half foot pole!

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch!
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness 
Of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch.
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crocodile!

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch!
With a nauseous super naus!
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Grinch.
You're a 3 decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich.
With arsenic sauce.

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch!
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your hearts a dead tomato 
Splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch.
Your soul is an appalling dump heap, overflowing with
The most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish 
Imaginable, mangled up in tangled up knots.

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch!
You're a nasty-wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch.
The three words which best describe you are as follows - and I quote:
STINK!
STANK!
STUNK!

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