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From Ash:
In response to what might be the most stupid spammer of the DSF to this day!
..PIGGY. KNOW WADDI MEAN? WAAAAZZZ REAL? S'MY DEAL, CAN U FEEL THE SQUEAL, LIKE THE WHEEL FELL OFF, I CAN HEAR YOU COFF, CAUSE THE LUNGS ARE SHOT, THE BRAINS START TO ROT, U CAN GIMME A SHOUT BUT YOU AINT ON THE BOUT, UR A LOUT, DONT POUT, JES GTF OUT. U ICED THE PUCK, CAUSE U A LAME F*CK, GOTTA PUDDLE IN THE HUDDLE CAUSE U PIDDLED IN THE MIDDLE. YAH WANNA SNIFF MY SPLIF, AINT NO RUNT TOUCH MY BLUNT, GONNA RUN YOU IN THE DIOTCH 'CAUSE YOU JES A BIOTCH.
I might also add you are probably the *most* pathetic loser that has *ever* spammed this forum. And I've been here for nearly 4 years.
You stupid little cretinous *ssh*le. You not only don't have a clue about Diablo, games, the internet, forums, or basic social interaction: you don't even make a believable teeny gangsta. Jesus!
If you're gonna copy some lame-ass form of social behavior, at least find one that fits. You're about as real a "bro in da hood" as George Washington Carver. I know you have no idea who *he* is, but take my word; he wasn't....and neither are you.
It's time for you to GTFO and go hang around 'Lil Kim's web site. Maybe she can teach you how to be a man.
From Slacker:
LMAO! don't ya just love the BoBaFaG wannabes? they crack me up so much. who the hell would want to be BoBaFeTT anyways? i mean he was the biggest lamer ever on bnet. what a bunch of wannabe losers.
From Pete:
God made idiots for the rest of us to flame. So STFU, you idiot.
**TaiBo's Pick***From Pete:
Since I don't know you, I cannot help you to discover why you are an idiot. Maybe it's just bad genes and you had no choice. You might say, in that case, that your parents made you one. On the other hand, maybe your genes are fine, but you got pounded in the head a lot as a kid. I could understand that. If I were around you, I'd be tempted to pound you on the head a lot, too.
However, my gut feel is that you became an idiot because you wanted to. After seeing that all other paths were closed to you because of your stupidity and ignorance, you decided to follow a career as an idiot as the path of least resistance, suitable to your talents and persuasion.
Your original post, I suspect, was a required assignment in your persuit of idiocy. I'm sure the idiots that are training you and guiding you will score it highly, since it is so idiotic. So, be proud of yourself. You are well on your way to a BS in idiocy with a minor in being sewage.
From Virgil Tibbs:
A "fool prood" solution would be to beat HI senseless with a cattle "prood." But maybe he meant "fool proof." It could be in an unusual context, "proof that I am a fool." Nah... that would be insulting to all the fools out there, as this guy is obviously too low to count as garbage, let alone a foolish human being. Maybe he meant the trainer is "so easy a fool can use it," but even in that case I doubt HI could figure it out. I guess I'll never figure out what HI meant, but I have a feeling that to understand his thought process I would need to remove my brain and start functioning on the stem alone. Tibbs
From Big D.:
Now that you've thoroughly demonstrated your lack of intelligence and complete unwillingness to participate in anything that might qualify as meaningful discussion, will you please just go away????
Your childish banter is plainly and simply unwanted here. Have Mommy find you a new forum for you to prattle about. I'd suggest something of the Sesame Street variety. I'm sure you'll fit right in there.
From HellDamner:
Out of hundreds of thousands of sperm, how in the hell were you the quickest?
From Mean Jean929:
Thanks for saving me half the trouble of creating a new thread.
Now, listne up B ! T C H.
You look upon the last 4 years and realize you wasted your life. Now, is that playing computer games or screwing your cow. At least I hope you remembered to tie its back legs so that it doesn't kick you in the groin again, assuming its big enough to be hit.
I'm also NOT impressed by your threat of doing something to me. What a virus that screws my hardrive? I've got ALL the files I need on diskettes. Screw my B.Net accounts? I'll make new ones and be happy at starting over.
Remember, people have different tastes. Some people like Diablo, some don't, and some are just plain @$$e$, like you :-)
Let's see, what else. Oh yeah, GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE. I ain't afraid of you. You can try anything. I got rid of some religious spammer in the War2 forum, and I can do the same to you.
I can see that the flames are getting to you and making you feel like you trully are, small and pathetic. Now, get out of here cause I have more than enough posts to flame everyone of your posts. Remember, we have the smae posting limit. Well, at school my posting limit is over 200 posts every 2 hours (they have over 100 computers in our computer lab). Oh yeah, say hi to your cow, uh mom, for me :-)
When you do go outside next time, make sure to finda high place and fly away. No, literally. You'll probably end up going stright through the ground into hell where Diablo will be happy to spank you, again. Or you can just jump off a balcony or step in front of a bus. That would be much quicker than forcing innocent people to share an elevator or staircase for you. I just feel sorry for whoever discovers your body. I just hope your face doesn't traumatize them for the rest of their life.
You MY B ! T C H now :-)
From Pete:
Hi,
On Thu Apr 5 08:43:04, johan strand wrote:
> how to doubel items
Play twice as much. Same basic formula works to triple them, quadruple them, etc.
BTW, you are an idiot. Not for wanting to know how to duplicate but for coming into a group, not bothering to learn anything about that group, and then spouting off your ignorance.
Next time, lurk.
--Pete
From Pete:
*In response to an idiot trying to trade haked items on b.net!*
Hi,
Well, now, let me tell you something. What you got is a bunch of cr@p, most of it hacked and probably all of it duped. So, if you knew this, then crawl back under your rock. We have enough resident idiots that we aren't looking for any new ones. OTOH, if your some newbie that was "gifted" with that cr@p, then delete that character, start over with something a little less idiotic, and post here for help if you need it.
--Pete
From Mean Jean929:
*In response to the same idiot trying to trade haked items on b.net!*
Honestly, I'll give you a club, just like lvl1 warriors start off with. Hell, Ill throw in the sword and buckler too. How about 2 sets? Nothing more. And once I have the items on my new warrior, I'll delete him. :-)
Mean Jean929
And here's your flame:
FFFFAAAAAAARRRRRRTTTTT!!!
FFFFLLLLLLAAAAAMMMMMMEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Extra crispy. BTW, my flame does physical, fire, and emotional damage and can't be blocked. Try and do that with apocalypse.
From Keeper-of-Hell:
* After someone was dumb enough to post a message on the DSF telling everyone they are idiots for still playing the original Diablo! *
First of all, why on earth would you come into a forum expressly devoted to Classic Diablo and make an @ss of yourself like this?
What exactly gives you the right to tell us the game we're playing is not as good as your watered-down, no-friendly-fire, worthless-storyline, sucky gameplay sequel to a game that could hardly have been improved upon?
WTF is the matter with *you*? Do yourself a favor, and apply a little retractive birth control! (I love that phrase, Pete, hope I haven't just committed copyright infringement ;)
We don't need you idiots who are not good enough or not smart enough to play CD flocking to our forum to tell us that we should get D2.
Go away, never come back. KoH
"There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquistive idiots."
From zee: * In response to someone asking the DSF how to get the chet,(cheat) codes for Diablo! *
chet codes, eh?
well, first you need a player called Chet in the game. then, use the following chet codes:
chet code: press enter+type "you suck chet" effect: chet will be mad at you
chet code: press enter+type "i love you chet effect: chet might be mad at you
chet code: press enter+type "gimme stuff chet" effect: chet is most likely to drop various zodiac rings and a godly plate of the whale (note: this chet code only works 97% of the time)
chet code: press alt-F4, then type "boom" effect: chet will explode in a nuclear explosion that will destroy every single creature in the dungeon. you can then go and pick up their stuff (note: diablo will not be destroyed. however, he is now shy as a puppy and will from now on follow you wherever you go - even to other games, school, and mommy's dinner table)
From Pete:
*After someone was stupid enough to try and tell everone at the Diablo Strategy Forum for Diablo1, to stop playing Diablo1 and go to Diablo2.*
Hi,
When you grow up, and learn to turn the cap locks keys off, you'll find out that adults can enjoy more than one of each type. When you outgrow "favorites" you'll find out that there are more books than "Green Eggs and Ham", more movies than "Lion King", more foods than ice cream. And more games than D2.
For instance, a person might be in the mood for mindless entertainment, and so play D2. Or in the mood for a reasonably challenging game, and so play D1.
But don't worry about any of that. If your parents don't kill you first, in atonement for the mistake of ever having had you, you'll understand one day. It might take you longer than all the other kids, but that’s OK, you're special.
--Pete
From Kas:
*When someone asked everyone on the DSF to join his PKK clan.*
Hmmm, let's see what we have here...
Why should you join????
1-I have all items
Wow. You have all the possible items in the game? How many thousands of mule characters did it take to store all the millions of possible item prefix/suffix combinations in the game? You must have a dedicated SERVER full of storage characters!
Oh, wait. You might mean saved item files. In which case you're just another lame-@ss cheater. Almost had me interested there.
2-I can give you what you need
Oh! OH, YEAH, BABY!! GIVE IT TO ME!!! GIVE ME WHAT I NEEEEEEEED!! =P I'm sorry, I just couldn't resist.
3-Our goal is to get rid of pk's
Ummm, yyyyyyeah. You call yourself "pkk's". What is a pkk but a pk who kills pk's? Doesn't that mean you should just, kill yourself?
Ringringringring! Hear that? It's the CLUE PHONE! And I think it's for you. You'll be interested to know that fighting back against pk's is the one SURE FIRE way of making certain they stick around on Bnet. The only thing they WANT is to annoy people into fighting them. But of course, why waste my breath explaining this to you, since you're just a cheating PK yourself.
4-Each person will be given a job example:(Leader(me)),leader's right hand,hacker,ect......
5-Our second goal is to find ways to kill the invinsible
Hehehehehehe... Maybe if you talk to the cows enough you'll gain the ability to kill godmoders! =P
Look, get over it. There IS no way to kill godmoders. Wanna know why? BECAUSE IT'S A HACK!! It was not intended in the game, and it was not designed in the game, and it was not something the game can handle. There is no way to stand up in combat against a cheater except by cheating yourself. So congratulations, you've succeeded in lowering yourself to the level of your enemy. You "pkk's" disgust me.
6-Our first priority make Diablo battle.net a funner more amusing place for people to play
7-And help all newbies by refering them to this page
Heh, more like irrevocable harm... not just to playing skills but also to the EYEballs... Man, get some html skills! Or a graphic design guy. Or something! Because your page is killing me, it really is.
But I must soldier on, so I can find more material to flame you for!
-Must be legit (not a cheater)
This is commendable!!
-No pk's will be tolerated
Oh wait... I thought you said you were a pkk clan? Oh well, I guess you DON'T want any members after all. Then why are you recruiting?
(sigh) For the sarcasm challenged: A pkk is nothing but a pk with an excuse. End of story.
-maximum players in clan 15 (can be extended by me)
At least you have semi-realistic goals. ;-P
-U cannot forge a permanent alliance with other clans without my authorization
-All ears taken from a pk must be given to clan leader YOU will then receive a dupe of the ear that you must keep at all times to claim your spot in the hall off fame
Hmmm, what was that about "legit" and "cheating"? And how is one to tote around all these ears one accumulates?
-If a player wants items he can ask me or anyone he wants for them they can be duped but no hacked player will be tolerated
Ok. Let's all take a moment of silence to consider the self-contradictory idiocy of the above sentence.
Gawd, you're such a dumb@ss, you kill me. =P Heehee.
-You must tell me when you are killed by a pk (So he can suffer his punisment (LOL)
Yeah, I'm sure any dogmoder will be quaking in his boots at the thought of a mentally deficient level 20 wanker coming after him.
-Try not to start conflicts with clans that are pkk's
-No hacking allowed without direct authorization from me
Compare this with the above, "no hacked player will be tolerated". Hrmm... Are you one of those "split-brained" patients who've had their corpus callosum cut to cure grand mal epilepsy, so your right and left brain operate independantly and don't know what each other are doing? Because you seem to not be able to remember what you've said for 5 minutes straight. =P
-(very important)pk's are to be killed untill they leave the room
Room? I sure hope you mean game, unless there's a way to kill someone in a Bnet chatroom now! Maybe if you guys were to issue your pkk death threats to someone often enough, he could die of laughter. Yeah, that might work. Good luck, let me know how it works out.
-Pk's attaking a clan member is to be attacked by all clan members present
Yep. Your hacked spells and items will be SO effective against dogmode, let me tell you. Why, he'll ALMOST have to burn a CALORIE clicking his mouse to autokill you. Ooh.
-Pk's attacking me are to be killed whenever seen in another room until further notification
Also, your page on Unique Items fails to mention Lightforge, a unique which is unavailable in multiplayer but extremely (extremely extremely) rare in Single Player.
Can't think of much else to flame you for. O ya, ai fowergawt too menshunn, yuor grammerr andd speelingg suk magorlly. Ghet a dikshunairy.
And go away and leave us alone if you have nothing better to do than spam advertisements for your cheating, lame PK clan. We're decidedly DISinterested.
-Kasreyn